Night Courses

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future
can get promotion or better job.During work, Ah Beng likes to
show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months
already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you
take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*



The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told
you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ............. *speechless + frustrated*


The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the
author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you
would know this.
Ah Seng: ............... *speechless + frustrated + irritated


This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ................ *fainted*