Why the boss fainted when see the form filled by interviewee?

Form

Name	:	Ah Boy
Age	:	Still young
Sex	:	Never. Still under age
Religion	:	I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race	:	I love to race, how you know?
Nationality	:	I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number	:	6735
Telephone number	:	House no telephone
Hand Phone number	:	3310
Address	:	Penang Jelutong
City	:	Nor Haliza?
Postcode	:	I never post anything
State	:	In my family, I am 2nd
Country	:	I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status	:	Secret
Email address	:	Hotmail
Education Background	:	My teach said not bad
Working experience	:	Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name	:	Daddy
Father's IC	:	You ask him
Mother's name	:	Mummy
Mother's IC	:	You ask her
Current Salary	:	Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary	:	As much as you can pay
When can start work	:	Depends on my mood
Highest qualification	:	Ya, very high
Grade	:	Ya, very high
College/University	:	College
Signature	:	Can I use chop?

Nang It^^