Modem Upgrade

My old cabled modem has recently being stuck by lighting. I was stunned to see the spark yet so regret for not unplugging it when it's raining. Thunderstorm that is~ So my Dad was unable to access to Internet for 4 days and he started 'bising' (Making Noise). You see, he's very active in facebook and multiply, one day no online will makes him mad XD. Anyway, we had bought ourselves a brand new modem meanwhile the old one, I've prepared him a death certificate and a coffin, 'old newspaper' and 'tong sampah' (Rubbish Bin). This is the last but also the first picture of him =P

He's actually quite a cool modem serving us for more than 3 years. Just a little outdated and lazy... I specially love its outlook which is so professional~
Now this is the brand new and freshly young. It's the wireless... Technology is indeed splendid huh~ I always wonder how data could travels through wireless devices. Which genius discovered it anyway?

I've a Malaysian Joke for you,

Malaysian in Space

Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.


3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"


Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."


So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"


The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

PS: My friend sent me this article from http://www.talkingcock.com/

Add on: some people claimed that they don understand this Joke =.= swt

4 comments:

Yee Lin said...

Of all the chinese, why ah chong?!?!?! :@

Steward Baba said...

Joke? I hardly laugh. May be I don really get it. :P

Whitey How said...

About your modem replacement, I'm changing to that same Aztech modem too after a lightning strike! (though mine happened much earlier)

Get to know ur blog from Tim. Nice to meet you.

P/S: no comment on the joke...

Corneliusllw said...

Not funny meh? Den nvm lar, next time don1 put that kind of country joke de~ Put only universal Joke

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