It's just a forward mail to me~ Don't sue me..haha..
１、
Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。
Sami Vellu 說：'如果我丟一千塊下去，撿到那一個人一定很高興。'
Najib 說：'如果我丟兩張五百元下去，那就有兩個人很高興了。'
Pak Lah 說：'如果我丟十張一百元下去，就有十個人很高興了。'
這個時候 ..........
駕駛員喃喃自語地說：'何不把自己都丟下去，讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢？'
Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter
Samy:'if I drop a thousand-note from here, the person that picks it up
must be very happy'
Najib:'if I throw 2 five hundred-notes down, it will make 2 person happy'
Pak Lah:'if I drop 10 one hundred-note, there will be 10 happy person'
The pilot murmuring to himself:'why don't all of you just jump down
from here, that makes 21 million persons happy'
2、
Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望，想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後，Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu ： '銷售情形怎麼樣？'
郵政總局局長：'還算不錯，只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢！
Sami Vellu ： '怎麼會呢？' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票，塗了一點口水在郵票
背面，便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu ：' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎？'
郵政總局局長： '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'
Samy V wish to enhance his reputation by publishing 1 series of stamps
with his portraits
1 month after the launch, Samy surveys about its sales – Post Office
Chief:'not bad… but quite number of complains that the glue is not
strong enough'
Samy:'really…?' he spit at the back of the stamp and stick the stamp
on an envelope 'the glue is ok'
Post Office Chief: 'but… every one spits on the face of the stamp ….'
3、
深夜，Najib 去買宵夜，結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說：' 把身上的錢交出來！'
Najib 勃然大怒說：'你這什麼態度？我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶！'
搶匪：'喔，那……把我的錢還來。 '
Midnight, Najib went for supper and bump into a robber: 'give me all
your money!!'
Najib was very angry:'I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! Better
behave yourself'
Robber:' well, then … return all my money'
4、
某天，Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議，結果
發生連環車禍，送至醫院急救，記者們聞風趕至醫院......
稍久，醫生出來了，記者忙著問'醫生！醫生！Prime Minister 有救嗎？'
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...'
記者又問：'醫生！醫生！Najib 有救嗎？'
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ...也沒救了...'
記者就問：'那 ...到底誰有救？'
醫生精神一振說： 'Malaysia 有救了！'
One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting
where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the
hospital. The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his
head 'we have done our best to rescue the PM but …'
Reporters:'how about Najib?'
Doctor:'we were unable to rescue him either …'
Reporters:'who have you saved?'
The doctor was exicted:'Malaysia is saved (has a hope) now'
5、
有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察，所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼，
Sami Vellu 萬歲！Sami Vellu 萬歲！
只有一名病人面無表情，對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了，問院長說：'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢？'
院長：'因為他今天精神非常正常。'
Samy V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray for
him but there is one patient who ignored Samy
Samy:'why is he not well coming my arrival?'
'he is normal (not insane) today' say the doctor
6、
一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢，不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景，就趕到出事地點，可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑，把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天，負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民，問他那幾個政客到哪里去了，老農
民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問：'他們都死了嗎？ '
老農回答說：'嗯…，我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'
警察說：'那你怎麼也把他埋了？'
老農說：'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。
Samy V had an accident when he was on his way to a village for election campaign
A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead.
He buried all the passengers (politicians).
Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where
all the politicians were,'have they all died?'
Farmer:' hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I bury him ….'
Police' why you buried him anyway?'
Farmer 'because Samy never tells the truth'
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hahaha...
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